Wednesday, May 7, 2008

MacGyver Uses Scrap Paper, Birthday Aura to Cure Common Cold

Bush: "It certainly is the best of birthdays."

Traffic into Redmond Worsened by Influx of Birthday Well-wishers

Wednesday Gets a Ratings Boost

Collapsed Michigan Bridge Resurrected by Kirsten's Birthday

Peanut Voted Luckiest Seal

Kirsten Hotter than the Sun in a Parka on Itself

Legacy of 1984

Pope Speaks Out on Kirsten's Birthday

Kirsten More Popular than Harry Potter

Ten Kirsten's Birthday Ideas for May

New Species of Kirsten's Birthday Discovered in New Guinea

The Queen Buys Kirsten

Obama Backs Kirsten, Hillary Backs Obama, McCain Backs Hillary

Maggiano's Bellevue Prepares for VIP Visit

Cheney: "She really is better than everyone."

British MP in Birthday Scandal

Global Warming Caused by Kirsten, Researchers Discover

80% of Students Want to be Kirsten, Study FInds

Through the Years: A Look at the Life of Kirsten

Pakistani Government Acknowledges Kirsten

Peace Talks Resume in Darfur, Spurred by Birthday

Kirsten Turns 24!

Happy Birthday, dear!